It's been a week since my last post, what the hell happened to me?
Well, I've been trying to recuperate from my ear problem, a fight with bessy and finally letting the one you love go. I may no longer post anything here about her (yeah you all know her) because some fags are using my website as the basis of their false allegations. Browse the whole site guddamit and if you saw even a single post about her tell me. You are nothing but a sick jackass who does nothing at home but jack off. I am happy with my friends and you cannot do anything to steal that happiness away. Anyway, I already raised the white flag (some might understand this) hope she finds the right man for her and hope that she'll e happy with that person and love her for eternity. Loveless again! Hope that all the happiness that the two of us experienced will remain in our hearts...
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
My Ear and the Emergency Room
Woke up today at 2am by an excruciating pain on my left ear.
I tried to stop the pain by molding my chakra (kidding!). Around 5am and I still couldn't sleep because of the pain. My mom decided that we go to J.P. Sioson because this could be something bad. The EENT (Ears Eyes Nose Tongue) there hastn't arrived yet (actually he'll arrived at 10am!) So we headed to MCU. On their Emergency room, as we entered, have 3 ongoing operation due to a vehicular accident. The receptionist told me that I should wait for awhile for the EENT because severe cases are the priority and all of the EENTs are busy with the victims of the vehicular accident. As I fill down the form for patients, another one patient arrived via an ambulance, she was wacked hard on the face by a gun, turns out, the hold-upper didn't get anything from her and thus releasing his frustration on her. As if the pain from my ear wasn't enough, I found out thst the girl's surname is Alcantara...of all the names! Anyway, the EENT approached me and examined my ear, turns out, my externals were swollen due to everyday cleaning with cotton buds (stupid me) and I should take a pain reliever once a day to stop the pain and put some ointment on the swollen part. Other than that, I've been sleeping the whole day.
I tried to stop the pain by molding my chakra (kidding!). Around 5am and I still couldn't sleep because of the pain. My mom decided that we go to J.P. Sioson because this could be something bad. The EENT (Ears Eyes Nose Tongue) there hastn't arrived yet (actually he'll arrived at 10am!) So we headed to MCU. On their Emergency room, as we entered, have 3 ongoing operation due to a vehicular accident. The receptionist told me that I should wait for awhile for the EENT because severe cases are the priority and all of the EENTs are busy with the victims of the vehicular accident. As I fill down the form for patients, another one patient arrived via an ambulance, she was wacked hard on the face by a gun, turns out, the hold-upper didn't get anything from her and thus releasing his frustration on her. As if the pain from my ear wasn't enough, I found out thst the girl's surname is Alcantara...of all the names! Anyway, the EENT approached me and examined my ear, turns out, my externals were swollen due to everyday cleaning with cotton buds (stupid me) and I should take a pain reliever once a day to stop the pain and put some ointment on the swollen part. Other than that, I've been sleeping the whole day.
The Badtimes virus
found this one on the net
If you receive an e-mail with a subject
line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is
the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not
only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your
computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all
your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all
your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking
on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to
play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your
new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when
there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for
work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while
stuck in traffic.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with
a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It
will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while
dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel
rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It
does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out
beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm
disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.
It is insidious and subtle. It is
dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of
mauve.
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
If you receive an e-mail with a subject
line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is
the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not
only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your
computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all
your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all
your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking
on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to
play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your
new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when
there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for
work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while
stuck in traffic.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with
a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It
will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while
dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel
rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It
does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out
beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm
disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.
It is insidious and subtle. It is
dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of
mauve.
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
The DotA Prayer
The DotA Prayer
Dear GODLIKE,
Thank you for OWNING me another day.
May all the WICKED SICK be healed by your DOMINATING touch.
May your PERSEVERANCE be present MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.
May you increase our CRITICAL from LUCIFER and damage his armor with our DIVINE RAPIER.
Sorry if we BACKSTAB you.
Send us your GUARDIAN ANGEL to save us.
May you continue to bring us UNSTOPPABLE blessings and fill our HEART OF TARRASQUE.
Amen.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Katrina Halili's Fantasies
The FHM's sexiest woman of 2006 has released a VCD and DVD of her..eherm..fantasies
Satisfy your sensual appetite as the sexiest woman in the Philippines lets you in on her most private dreams in the all new straight-to-video presentation... Katrina Halili’s Fantasies!
Whether as a sultry siren, a sweet yet provocative girl, a sexy playmate, a tempting coed, or a power-wielding dominatrix, Katrina will charm and tease you with her eyes, her smile and her gyrating
luscious body… making you want to take a deep plunge into the pool of desire.
Katrina will awaken your senses and leave you in extreme ecstasy.
She is calling you… Come and take pleasure in her fantasies!
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