found this one on the net
If you receive an e-mail with a subject
line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is
the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not
only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your
computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all
your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all
your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking
on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to
play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your
new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when
there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for
work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while
stuck in traffic.
Badtimes will make you fall in love with
a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It
will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while
dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel
rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It
does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out
beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm
disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.
It is insidious and subtle. It is
dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of
mauve.
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Sunday, December 03, 2006
The DotA Prayer
The DotA Prayer
Dear GODLIKE,
Thank you for OWNING me another day.
May all the WICKED SICK be healed by your DOMINATING touch.
May your PERSEVERANCE be present MORNING TAVERN until DAWN TAVERN.
May you increase our CRITICAL from LUCIFER and damage his armor with our DIVINE RAPIER.
Sorry if we BACKSTAB you.
Send us your GUARDIAN ANGEL to save us.
May you continue to bring us UNSTOPPABLE blessings and fill our HEART OF TARRASQUE.
Amen.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Katrina Halili's Fantasies
The FHM's sexiest woman of 2006 has released a VCD and DVD of her..eherm..fantasies
Satisfy your sensual appetite as the sexiest woman in the Philippines lets you in on her most private dreams in the all new straight-to-video presentation... Katrina Halili’s Fantasies!
Whether as a sultry siren, a sweet yet provocative girl, a sexy playmate, a tempting coed, or a power-wielding dominatrix, Katrina will charm and tease you with her eyes, her smile and her gyrating
luscious body… making you want to take a deep plunge into the pool of desire.
Katrina will awaken your senses and leave you in extreme ecstasy.
She is calling you… Come and take pleasure in her fantasies!
Official Website
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Foundation Week 2006
AMA Computer University celebrated its 26th founding anniversary last Nov 22-25 ,2006
Here are some pics from the gallery
Si Sir Si Ma'am Pwede Year 4
Employee's Day
Here are some pics from the gallery
Si Sir Si Ma'am Pwede Year 4
Employee's Day
Monday, November 20, 2006
When a Boy makes a Girl jealous
I read this on the bulletin board of Friendster. Kinda good
A boy liked a girl
but wanted to make her jealous.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad
song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very
alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her
house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart
had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her
note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her
so, she never knew.
All this time
I loved her
too."
A boy liked a girl
but wanted to make her jealous.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad
song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very
alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her
house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart
had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her
note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her
so, she never knew.
All this time
I loved her
too."
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